"Gnomes is a movie that shows that horror CAN be done in 3DMM." 9.4/10

"Mike and Andrew make a lethal combination, taking on the task of making gnomes look as scary as hell. Were they successful? Let's just say that I will not look at an ordinary garden gnome the same way as before." 9.3/10



"Even when the camera is sitting perfectly still, it's used expertly. This is just a very well directed movie, there's no better way to say it, and frankly, considering the source material, it HAS to be." 9.2/10




"Horror movies in 3dmm don't even have a script. Most people are happy with retarded gore (like I was in 1999) or in stupid mindfuck movies. This one actually tries to have a script. With lines. A structure. The whole she-bang. And you know what? At least they're trying." 9/10



"In the end, you look past the mild discomforts you had while watching the film and look at the picture as a whole, and my god is it great." 9/10




"This is atmospheric direction on such a professional level that any issues I had with the plot disappeared until well after the film ended." 8.5/10




"The first and only true 3dmm thriller. It's sluggish moments are soon forgotten as we become enveloped in the world of the woods." 8/10




"For what it is, it's a good film. For what it tries to be, it sadly isn't." 6.5/10

Directed by Mike Storch
Written by Andres James Thomas, aka Ramza Brave
Genre: Horror/Drama
Runtime: 30 minutes
Release Date: June 18, 2004
Filesize: 9.5 MB
Expansions: None

Average Score: 8.6
Consensus: A powerful, atmospheric film that may come off as having mixed principles depending on which aspect of the story you identify with.

Download: Gnomes (.zip)