If for whatever reason you wanted to read the old updates, here they are. But seriously, you put up with enough of me in the present. Why would you want to subject yourself to MORE torture?

• Review Listing
Here you'll find the reviews listed in the order they were put on the site. You can get here from the "more....." link on the New Reviews sidebar as well.

• Old Updates
Old updates to the main page.

• Marquee Movie Quotes
All of the quotes previously listed at the bottom of the Lock 'N Toad main page.