Reviewed by Andres De La Hoz

If there were a God in this universe, the concept of chain movies would forever die after this debacle. Unfortunately, there is no God. Or if there is, he hates me and will make chain movies gain more and more success, much to my dismay. While the other chain movies weren't particularly memorable, this one takes the cake in achieving a suck-factor so stunning that you'll feel every cell in your body losing valuable seconds of its life to this piece of shit.

To be quite simple, this movie is inexcusable. There is not a single redeeming factor about it. None whatsoever. First of all, it has a "plot". Meaning, a few bouts of idiocy connected through the oh-so-hilarious character of Rupert, or whatever the hell his name was. Wow, guys. Using one of those programs that makes voices instead of a voice actor. Hilarity ensues, right? Right. Wrong. The "storyline" is just an excuse for each director to try off either his humor or his animation skills, which ends up being a quite hilarious mismatch. After an oh-so-hilarious scene of gay sex between 2 guards, the whole thing shifts gear and tries its hand at action. Are you fucking kidding me here?

It's kinda hard to rate a movie like this one, seeing as many directors did it. Fortunately for me, they've kept it quite easy for me to review it, since there is an uniformity in the level of mediocrity displayed here. Most of the animation doesn't stand up to DESPERADO 2 quality. It's awful, seriously. What were you retards thinking? That your "humor" was going to be an excuse for your laziness? The few decently animated scenes are action sequences that don't even make sense within the context of the movie, and are nothing special in comparison to real action movies. You'd think a chain movie would be a perfect resource for these A.D.D. kids of today who can't finish a real movie to allow them to make a considerably good 1 min scene. But no. Everyone goes the lazy way. Instead, all of the directors decide to grace me with their humor. Let's see. What's the fine selection of jokes we have here? A joystick between the legs? Check. Gay jokes? Check. Use of the word "nigger"? Check. Random nonsense? Check. Every single person who made one of the "funny" parts of this movie is officially unfunny. That's right, I'm branding you unfunny and making it official. Sammy, I'm sorry. All the progress you did with Community Clash? It's been destroyed by your involvement in this disaster. Whoever it was (I'm not sure if it was one or two persons, because the animation was so laughable that I couldn't tell any of these lamers apart), the Dan Luke jokes are retarded. Just... no. No. This movie is mentally retarded. I can say without a single doubt that there is not even one funny scene here. This didn't even make me grin. It made me long for the sofistication of DD. It's that fucking awful, I swear.

And you know what the sad part is? Somewhere out there, someone's thinking of making a "let's make a chain movie" thread. And someone's gonna agree to join it, and this cycle of neverending shit will keep repeating itself until I personally wipe out every single member of the community. Anyone involved in this movie needs to take a long, hard look at what they consider "humor", and should personally apologize to me for making me waste my fucking time, both watching the movie and having to write this public service announcement which will hopefully keep people away from this train wreck.

0.5/5